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I've declared today Trashy Post Day. Which means I don't have to post legible/legitimate/comprehensible stuff. Don't like it? Then please do me a favour and...

*Takes a deep breath*

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*Exhales*

Lately I've been toying with the idea of marriage. Of course nothing is definite and I'm always toying with something/someone one way or another but damn, the idea of marriage is morbidly appealing.

Which reminds me of a chat I once had with a gay friend, H, and a straight friend, A, at a coffeeshop.

Me : Hey, if I get married will you fly all the way to (neighbouring city) to attend my wedding?

H : Of course-lah.

A : You pay for my airticket first.

Me : Stupid cunt. Don't be so kiam siap (miserly). You have to come no matter what. Eh, I got an idea. During my wedding, I'll reserve 2 tables exclusively for former toyboys and ex-boyfriends.

A : 1 table can sit 10 people. 2 tables can sit... OH MY GAWD!!! Since when your tally so high arh?!?!?!?!

H : Huh, if mine I think need to reserve at least 10 tables.

Me & A : *Awed silence*

H : Actually got more lah, but some of them I forgot already. How to remember all those one-night-stands, quickies, bla bla bla...

Me : H, you skanky slut!

A : Ya-lorh!

H : HOI!!! At least I don't have to sit at one of her toyboy tables UNLIKE SOMEONE HERE!!!

A : *Blushes*

Me : Heh.

Moral of the story: Gays have wayyyyyyyyyy more sex then straights. Sigh. *Looks longingly at the other side of the sexuality fence*